Operation Vatican

The Vatican and the Catholic Church have been committing crimes for centuries. Crimes worse than those committed by the Church of Scientology, but overlooked because apparently you’re allowed to rape children if you’re a priest. The Vatican actively hides the practice of pedophilia in their organization. Their outdated birth control policies have led to thousands of unplanned pregnancies which are difficult to deal with, because at the same time they are bombing planned parenthood because of their outdated views on abortion. This theocracy needs to either enter the real world with modern ideals, or fall behind and become part of history. They must be stopped.

To start off #OpVatican, I have hacked catholica.va a fairly large site dedicated to Catholicism. This dump will bring attention to #OpVatican and we will see where we go from there. Black Faxes and DDOS are most likely the ways to go from here.

I used an SQL injection vulnerability in Catholica.va to gain access to their database and dump the database, late at night on March 12, 2012. I am doing this along with other actions by Anonymous. I warned the official english Vatican twitter account that unless they apologised for all of my protests (listed bellow), I would hack their site, which I did.

I delivered. I gave them until 12:00AM CST to apologize and after that deadline was met I tweeted:

“@news_va_en Time is up. Prepare your anus.”

They probably have lots of experience with lube, seeing as they fuck children, but I have a feeling that no amount of preparation could prevent the butthurt that they will be felling right about now.

The bottom line is that the Vatican and the Catholic Church is a mafia (an Italian mafia, no?) that launders money, tortures scientists, murders doctors, oh, and rapes kids on the side. I am doing this to bring attention to the crimes committed by the Vatican and by the church.

After DDoS attacks comes a dump. I broke into their servers through an SQL injection vuln and dumped their database.

Lots of the dump is written in some important sounding dead language (Latin. If you don’t know it you can use Google).

I did this because the Church and the Vatican are essentially a massive criminal gang that serves free wine on Sundays. Martin Luther once nailed 95 theses to the door of a church which led to a small revolution within the Church. Consider this act like nailing my list of theses to the door of a church. I am doing this along with other actions by Anonymous.

The Crimes of the Church:

The church has made it easy for pedophiles to abuse to abuse children and has actively worked to hide these practices.
The church is responsible for the deaths of thousands worldwide and especially in the continent of Africa by pushing to eliminate usage of condoms.
The church is guilty of defending archaic policies on birth control despite the effects of such policies as detailed above.
The church is under suspicion for money laundering, while they tell the poor to not steal and worship Jesus, a man who told the rich to give away all their possessions and live with the poor.
The church has actively sought to eradicate, slow down, or stop advances in science, most specifically stem cell research, which could save the lives of thousands. This makes them responsible for the deaths of those thousands.
The church has a stance on abortion that has lead to broken families, ruined lives, and death.
The church has pushed to eliminate evolution (a fact) and replace it with creationism (fiction) and in doing so keep our children ignorant, depriving them of on of the most fundamental parts of biology.
The church is responsible for the deaths of people in Africa (in 2012 mind you) over accusations of witchcraft.
The church uses the idea of “hell” to scare children into obeying their parents, even when their parents beat them or teach them to hate other religions and races.
The church teaches children to hate and fear their bodies and sexuality.
The church teaches homosexuals that they will burn in hell for eternity
The church tells rape victims that what happened was Gods will.
The church excommunicated a 9 year old girl in Brazil, the doctors who preformed her abortion, and her family, because she aborted the baby she recieved from the rape.
The church did not excommunicate the rapists.
The church teaches that medical treatment will anger God, and are responsible for all those killed in “Faith Healings”.
The church has told women to submit to their husbands, which is bad enough, but worse when you realize that many of these husbands are beating their wives half to death.
The church has taken money from the poor (and the rich), promising them instant access to heaven.
The church did not acknowledge that the Earth is not the center of the universe until 1992.
The church fucked with Galileo. No one fucks with Galileo. He’s my bro.